Spoiler: I pay them in Goldfish crackers and emotional whiplash.
If you’re a parent living in Las Vegas or Southern California or anywhere with sunshine and tantrums, you’ve likely already realized that toddlers are tiny, unlicensed life coaches with questionable ethics and very strong snack opinions.
As a mom just trying to survive the chaos with a sense of humor, I present my case: my toddler might be the most unhinged, yet wildly effective, personal development expert I’ve ever met. Here’s what I’ve learned from my very short, very loud mentor:
1. Demand What You Deserve
When my toddler wants something, she does not hint. She does not ask politely. She screams it into the universe and refuses to back down.
Crackers? NOW. Paw Patrol? YESTERDAY.
Honestly? I respect the hustle. If I applied 10% of her negotiation energy to asking for a raise, I’d own the company.
2. Live in the Moment (Even If It’s Screaming at Target)
Forget mindfulness apps. My toddler is mindfulness. She feels every emotion in real time. Joy over bubbles? Bliss. Rage over the blue cup instead of the red one? Also valid.
She’s a reminder that being present doesn’t always look peaceful—but at least it’s authentic.
3. Celebrate Every Tiny Win
She claps for herself when she puts on her shoes (on the wrong feet).
She yells, “I DID IT!” after flushing the toilet (even when it’s… unnecessary).
Meanwhile, I answered 47 emails and kept a human alive, and all I got was a cold cup of coffee.
So now? I clap for myself too. Loudly. In public. Try it.
4. Zero Tolerance for Toxicity
You know what my toddler does when she doesn’t like someone’s vibe?
She leaves the room. Or screams.
I’m not recommending you yell at Brenda from Accounting, but there’s something to be said for clear boundaries.
5. Nap Like Your Life Depends on It
Because it does.
6. Accessorize with Confidence
Cowgirl boots, pajama pants, fairy wings, and a Spider-Man mask? That’s a Tuesday look around here.
Confidence is wearing what makes you feel powerful—even if it makes your neighbors question your parenting.
TL;DR for fellow moms:
Your toddler might be a walking tornado of spilled snacks and emotional chaos…
But they also might be onto something.
So next time your tiny human teaches you something about boundaries, joy, or the power of loud advocacy, take notes.
Or blog about it. Like me. With wine.
Stay strong, snack often, and maybe consider hiring your toddler as your next life coach. They’re already running your house anyway.
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